eating clocks is really time consuming
how are these people not dead
Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die
Watching Pokémon on Saturday mornings as a kid
Max & Sherri
Dresses are so nice they’re just tubes of fabric you can throw on with very little effort and when you wear one and people are like “oh wow you dressed up you look really nice” but it’s like
ah yes my disguise is working. you think i cared this morning
why is James spelled with an s. why is it plural. more than 1 Jame. how many James.